So, you’ve decided that it was long overdue for you to win your cat’s heart.
But what you’re really going to do is go on a rollercoaster of purrs and headbutts, perhaps landing yourself in a spot where you’re asking, “Why did I agree to this?”.
Don’t worry, though. We’ve got you covered with 20 hilariously effective ways to bond with your cat that might just get them almost as obsessed with you as you are with them.
🧶 Get Knotty Playing with Yarn
We can’t think of anything that says “I love you” more to your cat than a great game of hold-the-yarn-string-in-front-of-their-face. Sure, you’ll probably watch your furniture take one on the chin literally, but…you know…sacrifices.
🍣Arrange a Sushi Bar (Metaphorically, That Is, Except Maybe Not)
What cat wouldn’t enjoy a bit of gourmet tuna on a week like this? You get to watch ’em travel from bland to “Oh, c’est magnifique” right before your very eyes in a moment’s time.
📦 The Great Box Adventure
Ever notice how your cat seems way more interested in the Amazon box than in the toy that’s actually inside? Give them an empty box, and you’ll be their hero. Just don’t count on them to help with the recycling.
🕺 Cat Dance Party
Pump up the jams and grab your cat’s favorite toy. Your cat mightn’t get into it, but they will have the time of their life while watching your silly dance moves.
📚 Storytime Snuggles
Read out loud to your cat. It doesn’t matter what the book is; your soothing voice will send them into a state of pure bliss. Or at least stop them from attacking your feet.
🎣 Channel Your Inner Fisherman
Grab a cat wand toy and turn into a fisherman. Your kitty shall be the best fish you have ever caught, and you will be the most proud fisherman or woman.
🌞 Sunbathing Together
Just lay next to them there in that really great sunbeam that they always squat on. You’ll both bond over the shared activity of acting like lizards.
🛌 Cat Nap Like a Pro
Become a midday-napping sultan. Your cat will appreciate the company, though he won’t technically allow you to use the pillow.
🧘Zen to Cat Yoga
Since cats are basically the most natural yogis out there, you might as well join along. Do your best to follow their stretches through, and if you fall over trying, at least they’ll get an inside chuckle or two.
🍦Share a Scoop (Cat-Safe, of Course)
Get some cat-friendly ice cream and share a treat. Just be prepared for them to demand it every time you open the freezer from now on.
🐾 Paw-dicure Time
Gently massage your cat’s paws and give them a little pampering. It’s the cat equivalent of a spa day, but without the fluffy robes.
💦 Bathtub Spectator Sport
Get into the tub and turn on a little water, then let the cat see the vortex. Your feline friend will be riveted, and you will get to see their bewildered little faces.
🕵️ Play Hide and Seek
Cat-Calling: Hide yourself in a corner and call your cat’s name. When they find you, feel like you’ve uncovered a new friend. The game is enjoyable to play and also keeps getting improved. Well, at least for you.
🍿 Movie Night with Catnip Popcorn
Have a comfortable movie time with your friend by sprinkling some catnip on their favorite toys. It is Netflix and chill, but it is so much more fun to see.
👑 Make a Cat Throne
Construe a little throne, or something like that, out of cushions and your cat is a king/queen. They will sit there and judge you silently but adore you for the effort.
🛏️ Bedtime Snuggle
Right before your bedtime, give your cat a bit of a pep talk or recite some small story. There is no better way to end their days, and they will feel that much more loved for it.
🎨 Get Artsy with Paw Prints
Dip your cat’s paw in some non-toxic paint and make paw print art. Just prepare for the aftermath, but hey, bonding over messes is still bonding!
🐉 Conquer the Dragon (Vacuum) Together
Let your cat watch as you bravely battle the terrifying vacuum cleaner. They’ll be in awe of your courage… or they’ll just hide under the bed.
🎁 Spring a Surprise Mystery Gift
Wrap one of its favorite toys in paper, and let them try to unwrap it. The paper rustling itself will become the source of joy for a long time.
🥳 Throw a Mini Cat Party
Decorate a little area with streamers, offer treats, and then be so gracious as to let them be the guest of honor. Just don’t be surprised when they knock everything down before the party starts.
That’s it! Twenty amusingly human ways to bond with your cat, which just might work to make your cat love you as much as you love them.
Remember, cats are the most unpredictable creature possible; sometimes the silliest of efforts has the most chance of effect.
Now go forth and bond, because your cat is probably wondering why you’re not playing with them right now.
